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In Chicago, down-on-his-luck loverboy Tom stumbles across a lonely hearts ad that promises more than just a casual fling—it’s the gateway to an adventure he never saw coming.

Enter Wizafina—a seductive, spell-slinging whirlwind with a flair for the dramatic, a taste for romance, and a side of… resurrection space magic?

 

As sparks fly and realities twist, Tom’s swept up in a love story that defies logic, time, and basic intergalactic relationship boundaries.

But there’s one catch: Wizafina’s heart isn’t entirely Tom’s. Her wandering eye is fixed on her ex—a brooding, otherworldly beau from the far-flung planet of Galapagos-9.

What follows is a campy, cosmic romp through sci-fi, magical realism, and enough jealous love to fuel a spell that might just doom Tom to a fate worse than death.

 

Twice.

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